.....so you found your way to test tube undergrads eh? well, frankly i don't know whether to congratulate you or save you the cost of a razor and slit your wrists for you. well, test tube undergrads is a little comic made by yours truely (co-created and inspired by patrick, jon, and lee) which is more or less based on four superheroes that have nothing to do with actually being superheroes. there is a vague and confusing background on the creation of the superheroes in comic 46, but to tell you the truth it's mostly just a bunch of bullshit. but i guess that's kinda expected. now that you have a basic background in the idiodicy that is ttu, take a look at the inhabitants>>>




JEFF aka THE SADISTIC PYROMANIAC:

lost in a little world all to himself, if there is violence to be caused or hurt to be inflicted jeff is there. endangered with a sense of humor that's as volatile as his napalm, he manages to shake up the pot when the going gets stale.

special powers:
  uses his magical gay indifference to distance himself from the real world.

weapon of choice:
  napalm flame thrower

LEE aka FAST ACTION BAPTIST:

willfully creating a safe and untainted environment, lee is the white to jeff's black. lacking the real life blunting necessary to avoid situations, his gentle inexperience befalls him everytime. he will avoid contamination at all costs.

special powers:
  like a canarie in a gold mine, lee will go into convulsions at any hint of indecency/nudity/homoerotic situations, really anything not containing "god" and "is good".

weapon of choice:
  throwing knives

PATRICK aka SENOR NO PANTS:

gleefully living life to it's fullest, patrick finds enjoyment in everything possible. completely aware that jeff is out of his damned mind, he goes along with jeff's schemes simply to see the enevitable train reck at the end.

special powers:
  ability to fuse the world of bungie with everyday life, leaving him completely unaware of human interaction in any form

weapon of choice:
  under the poncho rocket launcher

JON aka THE STAUNCH DEFENDER:

viewing life behind glazed over eyes that are really thinking about the next flash demo, jon views life from the outside in. the leader of the pack and the founder of the undergrads, jon can often be seen giving advice from behind a computer screen.
special powers:
  uses his bandana of mass destruction to create a mesh of pirate, fortune teller, and richard simmons

weapon of choice:
  gigantic anime sword




JILLIAN:

in a vague attempt to recreate test tube undergrads, jillian was trajically and violently killed by jeff and patrick. she is now the undead bride of zombie paul and is thusly named zombie jillian. she has a knack for getting beat to death with baseball bats.

first comic: [6] guest artist jillian

PAUL:

paul is the arch enemy of the four superheroes. he has a long and tireing background with them which is never really told in full as no one really cares. in a tragic battle with one of lee's knives, paul died and was resurrected as zombie paul with his undead bride zombie jillian. although he's never directly threatened the four superheroes it is assumed he would hurt them given the chance.

first comic: [30] arch villain

JACKALOPE:

a long time friend of the sadistic pyromaniac, jackalope is a renowned dj and lover of all things japanese, as she herself is japanese. she is often found spinning records at the test tube underground as she is paticularly fond of senor no pants and his free flowing spirit, as well as the fact that he's half naked.

first comic: [41] DJ Jackalope

BANANAMAN:

heavy breathing and erratic, banaman has never to my knowledge moved, spoken, or even blinked in his existence. about as much is known about his background as is known about his banana, but for some reason unbeknownst to us he has a fond attraction with patrick.

first comic: [48] a man with a banana

THE DEVILS:

normal people have an angel and a devil as a conscience. jeff has two devils. two sadistic and hilarious devils. when commiting an act of hate/anger/violence/fire you can safely assume he has previosly had an indepth conversation with the two.

first comic: [72] devils speak to me

JESSIE:

boyfriend of the angry one, jessie is the only character of test tube undergrads that shows any semblance of normality. often lost/confused/hypnotized by jeff's antics, jessie comes back everytime with a shrug and a ~he's not that bad~ attitude. how wrong he is.

first comic: [76] enter jessie

PINKY:

cigarette smoking, martini tokin', round 'em up and kill them pinky shares the same sort of angered beligerent sarcastic humor as jeff. unfortunately for everyone else her fine tastes in liquor are symbiotically linked with her fine tastes in drunk. nonetheless she still feels that everyone should worship her and has the clothes to pull it off.

first comic: [86] 'the aborted fetus'

GOD:

on appearance he looks like your typical run of the mill straight white good little christian god. but in reality he's just one of 10 pagan gods which the gays worship. he smokes like a chimney and for some reason or another has taken upon himself the task of keeping pinky alive. he is a far greater man than i..

first comic: [106] god is the greatest

R3AS0N, the MAGIC CARD THROWING NINJA:

quick as lightning and stone cold in demeanor, r3as0n was all but legend until one day he decided to liberate dj jackalope from the test tube undergrads. he has all the power to rule the world if he wishes, but all he wants is simple peace and quiet.. and a good spanking. peace and quiet and a good spanking.

first comic: [117] stolen!!! - part I

JESUS:

sick to death of stupid bastards worshiping white jesuses, jesus has taken it upon himself to kill each and every white jesus in existence. much to lee's chagrine, jeff loves this jesus immensely.

first comic: [131] stolen!!! - part XI
back to the undergrads!!!